Season 1

July 28, 202100:15:10

Episode 40: Update & Curses

Today, a quick update and a revisit of episode 8: the naughty bird who got evicted from a President's funeral for swearing, some birds who were separa...

July 04, 202100:19:15

Bonus: Edgar Allan, Oh NO!

Updates on the wanderlust walrus who is now sinking boats in Spain, a bomb sniffing rat retires, and a revisit of the raven who inspired two old-timey...

May 31, 202100:50:56

Ep 39: Intersections of Animals at Humanity

A father's devotion to his daughter is saving the monarch butterfly; condors go all Spinal Tap on a woman's home; Melissa gets real with how local and...

May 24, 202100:22:28

Ep 38: Sniffin' With What His Mama Gave Him

Melissa presents three happy stories about animals and humans - Yoriko the fish makes an unusual friend at an underwater shrine; a service dog flunk o...

May 17, 202100:45:55

Ep 37: Little In the Middle

This week all about dogs and sight! We have a greyhound who gets corrective lenses, the first seeing eye dogs, and a guardian livestock dog gets an un...

May 13, 202100:12:21

BONUS: Got Vaccines?

On this shortie, Melissa got vaccinated and wanted to revisit the horseshoe crabs who made our vaccines --- and nearly every medical instrument and me...

May 10, 202100:27:53

Ep 36: Banning The Toxic Lipstick Aisle

Melissa talks about some animals who could easily end up in a police lineup, a horse to thank every time Romaine lettuce is recalled, and cat butt sci...

May 03, 202100:37:28

Ep 35: The Army That Lost To Emus

An animal control investigator gets a delicious surprise; emus beat the Australian Army, and we finally have a spi...spi….a story about my phobia that...

April 26, 202100:33:39

Ep 34: Bring Out Your Dead!

Today's episode covers three stories of how animals intersect with human death or death prevention, including forensic entomology (the use of bugs to ...

April 19, 202100:29:12

Ep 33: Ann Harvey, Hairy Man, and the Island Of The Dead

Today we have an all NEWFOUNDLAND DOG special! A lifeguard Newfie named Reef jumps out of helicopters for the Italian Coast Guard; a Newf named Hairy ...

April 12, 202100:24:33

Ep 32: The Dolphin of Dingle Bay

The a cow who escaped a slaughterhouse and went on the lam, the dolphin of Dingle Bay, the town who went dark to save a nest of baby birds. Support th...

April 08, 202100:12:28

BONUS: The Cow Who Gave Us Libraries

The story of the cow who didn't start the fire- no, she didn't light it, but she tried to fight it. Original episode and shownotes can be found: Bewil...

April 05, 202100:37:10

Ep 31: Bears, Bees, Battlestar Galactica

Bears in bear jail are in the quality assurance department; crossbow conservation, and a sleepy walrus gets a rude awakening Support the show: http://...

March 29, 202100:36:30

Bears, Bees, Battlestar Galactica

Bears put breaking and entering skills to good use, action hero scientists save the Lear's Macaw from killer bees, and a walrus wakes up in an unexpec...

March 29, 202100:31:19

Ep 30: A Crow Left of the Attempted Murder

A crow tampers with a crime scene - TWICE; Nikola Tesla’s obsession with pigeons, and are you liable if your murder of crows commits murder? Support t...

March 22, 202100:26:41

Ep 29: The Harbormaster

Today, Melissa covers the legendary Andre the Seal from Rockport, Maine. Additional topics include slugs who decapitate their own heads and regrow bod...

March 15, 202100:29:35

Ep 28: The Flying Turtle Who Killed A Guy

Naked mole rats can save humans, horses killed a lot of kings named Loius, and eagle killed a playwright with a turtle. Terry Pratchett's book, "Small...

March 10, 202100:24:24

BONUS: Balto, Togo and the Great Race For Mercy

The story of the 150 dogs and 20 men who raced against odds, weather, frostbite, fake news, and the worst storm in decades to save the kids and Indige...

March 08, 202100:30:41

Ep 27: Living His Best Afterlife

Sea cucumbers magic superpower, a bear found and ate 76 pounds of cocaine he found in the woods, and a flock of holy geese saved Rome. Support the sho...

March 01, 202100:25:14

Ep 26: The Rebellious Runaway Reenacting Rooster

Today's topics: Civil War reenacting rooster flew the coop, a dark walk through history thanks to a Border collie who inherited $5 million from her de...

February 22, 202100:32:17

Ep 25: The CIA's Failed Spy Cats

The one time the CIA tried - and failed - to use a cat as a spy (code name Acoustic Kitty), some cats need hypoallergenic humans, and what happens whe...

February 14, 202100:24:13

Ep 24: Emily Spinach

We meet Emily Spinach - the pet garter snake of wild-child first daughter, Alice Roosevelt. Also, the hilariously creepy, Wild Taxidermy Room in Melbo...

February 08, 202100:26:51

Ep 23: Dwarf Giraffes and Two Danny DeVitos

Melissa talks about the cutest little toilet plunger thief, the tallest dwarfs in the animal kingdom, and how honey bees twerk murder the murder horne...

February 01, 202100:24:54

Ep 22: The Skydiving Beavers of 1948

Melissa talks about a monkey who killed the King of Greece, skydiving beavers, and one lizard earns the number one slot for the largest number 2. Let’...

January 27, 202100:24:00

Ep 21: Fish Fart Diplomacy

How fish farts nearly caused a war between Russia and Sweden, how severed octopus arms continue to try to feed the octopus, and why we use a rodent to...

January 20, 202100:20:51

Ep 20: Quoth the Raven, "Baltimore!"

Today on BewilderBeasts, we’re going to meet a pig who wants to be a therapy dog, a headless chicken lives for 18 months & and the raven who haunt...

January 13, 202100:19:28

Ep 19: Armadillo Justice!

Melissa dives deep on how horseshoe crabs are saving us from COVID19 (this was recorded before the vaccines started rolling out), platypuses are WAY w...

January 06, 202100:19:38

Ep 18: Side Effects Of Toad Licking

Today on Bewilderbeasts Melissa explores Australia's hallucinogenic toads, New Zealand calls "fowl" in voter fraud, and a Salem, Massachusetts, landma...

December 22, 202000:12:24

Ep 17: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas: BewilderBeasts REMIX

For the last episode of the year, Melissa reviews all the creatures we talked about in a not-so-classic retelling of Clement Clarke Moore's, "'Twas th...

December 16, 202000:27:29

Ep 16: OK, Boomer

Today, Melissa explores other customs, like the "Boomers" who pull Santa's sled in Australia, how a video game about animals has given a place for pra...

December 09, 202000:32:09

Ep 15: Christmas Carol Creatures

Today on Bewilderbeasts, Melissa explores two popular Christmas Songs: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and the 12 Days of Christmas. Why are the reinde...

December 02, 202000:23:25

Ep 14: The Little Snot House That Could

Today Melissa discusses the rats of the Black Plague who got a bad rap ; the tiniest, but mightiest, snot house of the sea, and a common house pet who...